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You Might Be a Dumb Ass

Updated: Nov 11


Jeff Foxworthy became a famous comedian in the 1990's with routines around being a redneck. He became a platinum recording star and sold out shows on his own and later with a group called Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Heartlanders loved his comedy because it was clean and very funny. A couple of classics included:



“If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.”


“If you’ve ever financed a tattoo, you might be a redneck.”


In a similar vein, Heartland News would like to offer some insights that could indicate you are a dumb ass.


If you believe Trump colluded with the Russians and the dossier was not a Hillary Clinton campaign disinformation effort supported by members of congress and the FBI, you might be a dumb ass.


If you don’t believe the COVID virus came from the Chinese Wuhan lab, you might be a dumb ass.


If you believe the Capitol riots were an insurrection and the BLM riots were justified, you might be a dumb ass.


If you believe that government should be able to pick and choose which immigration laws it enforces, you might be a dumb ass.


If you think vaccinating kids for COVID is all about the kids, you might be a dumb ass.


If you think the pandemic lock downs and mask mandates worked and were better than leaving our economy open, you might be a dumb ass.


If you believe that inner city poverty and crime is a result of systematic racism and not due to culture issues surrounding two parent households, poor education, drug and alcohol abuse, you might be a dumb ass.


If you believe the public school system should teach racial extremism and gender theory, you might be a dumb ass.


If you believe school choice is bad for kids and their families, you might be a dumb ass.


If you believe government pays for things, you might be a dumb ass.


If you believe the rich don’t pay their fair share, you might be a dumb ass.


If you believe, like congresswoman AOC, that the trillions of dollars of spending on Biden’s “Build Back Better “initiative will not cause inflation and is paid for, you might be a dumb ass.


If you think that green energy like solar and wind are the answer to America’s energy issues, you might be a dumb ass.


If you believe that our current inflation was due to Covid and not on government decision making, you might be a dumb ass.


If you think President Biden is in charge, you might be a dumb ass.


If you think Kamala Harris would make a good President, you might be a dumb ass.


Finally, believing in two or more of the above, you can remove the “might”.


Dumb ass.



PS: If you believe anything AOC says, you are also a dumb ass.



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