Recently, social media companies and favored publications have started to issue warning labels for most anything that would offend the sensitive, easily manipulated and uninformed. Dean Erlandson, Chief Nonsense Officer for heartlandnews.net said, “Recently Variety magazine issued warning labels on movies such as Gone with the Wind, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Forrest Gump. In addition, we have seen social media companies and other publications arbitrarily apply standards to posts and opinions. We thought it was time to start to issue warning labels to liberals.” Below are the labels being applied:
Rating H – Historically challenged. Those that have never studied history or have been taught by communist, anti-American high school and college teachers. They believe such things as the 1619 project, that slavery was a unique American problem, Soviet and German oppression and murder was a “right wing” scourge, Democrats did not form and support the KKK, socialism has worked and Barack Obama’s presidency was not plagued by scandal.
Rating R – Unknowingly Racist. Those that see the world through a racial lens. Believe racism is only committed by whites and those other races that support conservative ideals. Does not see racial quotas, special appropriations for certain races and disqualifying Asian Americans as a minority as racist actions. Believes, but cannot prove, that systematic racism still exists in America.
Rating E – Easily Offended. Those that did not get enough attention when they were younger. Have learned that being offended gets them lots of followers, likes and accolades from other E’s. Addicted to CNN, MSNBC, Rolling Stone magazine and the New York Times.
Rating P – Political Power. Those that don’t believe much of the liberal dogma but spout it anyway. Know that this keeps the H, R and E’s voting to keep them in power. They cannot win in the arena of ideas, so they must continue to play the emotional card to get others to the polls.
Mr. Erlandson said, “We have found that most leftists are a combination of several ratings. We hope that this labeling system will catch on given it is how the left has been operating for decades. They just use words like ‘racist,’ ‘misogynist,’ ‘homophobe’ and ‘alt-right’ to label those they cannot successfully debate with.”
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