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Heartland News Announces First “Pussification” Award


HeatlandNews.net recently announced the first winners of the Pussification award. In the announcement, Chief Nonsense Officer for HeartlandNews.net, Dean Erlandson said, “We have noticed that citizens around the world are acting like small little kittens. They are looking for momma cat to provide safety, warm feelings and milk to satisfy them. They cry ‘mew, mew’. You know like little pussies.”


Below are the winners of the first Pussification awards:

  • First Place: Australians. We are not talking about the brave thousands that have breached COVID lockdowns to protest the authoritarian health regulations being enforced by the military. No, we are talking about the majority of Australians that support this clear attack on freedom. They watch and celebrate their fellow countrymen being shot with rubber bullets, fined thousands of dollars, body slammed and put in jail. The draconian health regulations include:

  1. You can leave your home only to shop for food or other essential goods and services. You must shop within 5km of home. Browsing in shops is prohibited, and only one person per household, a day may leave the home for shopping.

  2. Exercise outdoors in groups of two, who cannot travel further than 5km from your home or local government area.

  3. You may only leave for essential work, or education, where you cannot work or study from home

  4. All travel is restricted. No one can leave or enter the country or move more than 5km.

  • Second Place: Canadians. They re-elected their prime minister even though he was against the early vaccine and put millions of Canadians at risk. The majority of Canadian kittens support a massive attack on basic human rights. This includes restricting the practice of religion, free association and travel. A pastor tried to keep his church open during the Covid pandemic and now faces 6 years in prison. Too many Canadians have given up religion and have become Covidians. Little pussies.

  • Third Place: New Yorkers. At one time, New Yorkers had the reputation of being tough. But apparently all the tough ones have left for surrounding states while the kittens remain. Just a few years ago, New Yorkers successfully stopped restrictions on large soft drinks. Now, many gladly show off their vaccine passports, watch their thriving small business community dry up and put their little ones in masks at school. Yes, using their children as human shields for the scared little kittens. Pussies.

Westerners pride themselves on living in countries considered liberal democracies with representative government. Who in west voted for this authoritarianism? Who wants the military walking their streets enforcing rules set out, not by elected officials but by experts? Who voted for these rules and regulations?


Benjamin Franklin was walking out of Independence Hall after the Constitutional Convention in 1787, when someone shouted out, “Doctor, what have we got? A republic or a monarchy?” To which Franklin responded, “A republic, if you can keep it.”


How are we doing in keeping ours?


Kittens grow up and momma cat must wean them off the teat of security. But unlike the animal world, by the time we realize its time to live on our own, it will be too late. Just ask Venezuelans. Seventy percent now live-in extreme poverty digging through trash to survive. No momma cat around to feed them and keep them warm.


Who among us deserves a pussification award?



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